who picked this stock photo.
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Currently Watching: Pushing Daisies Season 2
Currently Reading: See Jane Run by Hannah Jayne
i just figured out the perfect murder
kill someone and bury them in their own garden
that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide
#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them
I work out with my dad all the time and he’s 60
when guys are like “Hillary Clinton cant run for president her period will mess things up” first of all what a ridiculous statement second of all SHE IS 66 YEARS OLD DO YOU HAVE ANY KNOWLEDGE OF THE FEMALE ANATOMY YOU BUFOON
remember that time in high school musical 2 when Troy got all jealous because Gabriella started hanging out with Ryan and he thought Ryan was moving in on her
and it was like
yeah if Troy had just taken a look at what was actually going on
he would have seen
who Ryan was actually interested in
THEY ARE WEARING EACH OTHER’S CLOTHES
You see that right there? You see Finnick’s impression as he tries to handle the fact that his one true love has just been kidnapped by the Capitol and they have no clue if she’s alive or what they’ll do to her. As Katniss asks where Peeta is, Finnick turns aways. He doesn’t want to be the one to tell her that Peeta has been taken to the Capitol just like Annie. He doesn’t want to say it out loud. It would make it too real to handle. Handle that when he get’s out of the arena, Annie won’t be there waiting.
MY BROTHER TEXTED A RADIO STATION TO GIVE A SHOUTOUT AND THE RADIO STATION ACTUALLY READ IT OUT AND IT WAS “GREAT DAY AT THE BEACH WITH MY GIRL FROM HEYWOOD JABLOMI” AND THEY READ IT ALOUD AND THE ENTIRE RADIO WENT DEAD FOR A FEW SECONDS BECAUSE THEY REALIZED WHAT THEY SAID I’M LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD